Did Azura's path to greatness involve her delivering boil cream? Luz: Wow! There must be a reason for that, right? Why am I here? What if I, Luz Noceda, average teen, actually had.a predetermined path of greatness? Just like Azura! Luz: I've only seen places like this in my dreams. ] King throws a short tantrum before stomping out the door.]Įda: Be back by nightfall or risk mortal peril. Luz: No, I won't.Įda: And because you work for me, too, unless you want to start paying rent. Why do I have to go?Įda: You and I know she's either going to get lost or eaten, probably both. King: What? But I just found the perfect spot. Remember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.Įda: Good luck! I hate to interrupt your power nap, but you have to go with her. You wanted a dangerous magical quest? Sister, you've got one.Įda: I'm sure. I have rivals everywhere who'd love to take my business down and you along with it. Follow me.Įda: Today you'll deliver packages and sell potions to that town over there, Bonesborough. Luz: "Snake oil."Įda: No one wants an un-oiled snake. Sword: I shall smite my enemies! Ages six to eleven.Įda: But most days I sell only the finest homemade elixirs and potions. On weekends, I offer rare human treasures that Owlbert drags over from your side of the realm. With me as your teacher, you'll be taking a different approach. Now, witches are awarded their staffs from school. Also, you're wrapped in a bathrobe and wearing the dirtiest traffic cone I've ever seen.Įda: But a magic staff, huh? You really want one?Įda: It's early. When do I get a magic staff? Was I supposed to bring my own runes? Do you have a dangerous magical quest for me?Įda: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, kid. I haven't even had my cup of apple blood yet. Luz: Remember me? Luz? We freed the oppressed and defeated the evil warden together? Yesterday?Įda: Kid, lay off the details. I am ready for my first day of Witch Apprenticeship.Įda: Ugh! Who are you, again? Your first day on the Boiling Isles, as a Witch Apprentice. Hooty: Ow! I'm just wishing you a good morning. Luz: It wasn't a dream! Good morning, terrifying fantasy world. įeel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. This is a transcribed copy of " Witches Before Wizards".
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